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| Wysłany: Śro 19:25, 08 Wrz 2021 Temat postu: |
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| Wysłany: Pią 21:50, 29 Sty 2021 Temat postu: |
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Szanujeme  |
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| Wysłany: Pią 21:21, 29 Sty 2021 Temat postu: |
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| a koza na to:
- dasz pierścionek z brylantem, to będę gotować i prać |
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| Wysłany: Pią 17:29, 29 Sty 2021 Temat postu: |
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| Wybiega koza z domu rabina, meczy, wierzga, biega jak oszalała. Za chwilę wychodzi rabin, w drzwiach domu zapina jeszcze rozporek i mówi:
- Eh, żebyś ty jeszcze gotować umiała.  |
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| Wysłany: Pią 12:38, 29 Sty 2021 Temat postu: |
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| Najlepszy jest o rabinie i kozie, ale zapomniałem. Przypomnijcie go. |
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| Wysłany: Pią 11:00, 29 Sty 2021 Temat postu: |
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| Jedzą świnie gówno, jedna się zerzygała, druga nasrała se do ryja i też zerzygała, a potem jeszcze na to nasrała z dupy. I mówi :
No wiesz, takie chamstwo przy jedzeniu? Posprzątaj to do wiaderka. A druga mowi: nie, lepiej pozgarniaj na talerz i daj paniczowi de Niro. Tak się jada na płn Mazowszu. A ta pierwsza odpowiada: eee, no co ty. Takie specjały, mogą nie znać |
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| Wysłany: Pią 10:33, 29 Sty 2021 Temat postu: |
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| Sosnowiec. Delikatesy. Chwiejnym krokiem wpierdala się Brooklyner.
- Są, kurwa, cukierki grylażowe? - wybełkotał. - N-nie ma.. - odpowiada speszona ekspedientka - ale są za to krówki-ciąguki - dodaje po chwili. - Sam se, kurwa, obciągnij, pedale pierdolony! - zagrzmiał buc. A wychodząc odpierdzial się takimi slowy: - Wracam do Będzina! |
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| Wysłany: Pią 10:16, 29 Sty 2021 Temat postu: |
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| Przychodzi słonecznikowy Joe do warzywniaka i mowi:
- yyy, dzień dobry, czy jest ten, no, słonecznik? A pani mu na to : - a idźze, idźze, idźze, klarnecie! Sam żeś jak słonecznik! Śmieszne. |
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| Wysłany: Pią 10:03, 29 Sty 2021 Temat postu: |
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Hahahahaha!!! 
Najebany dziadu wraca do lepianki, paczy, a tam borowa okrakiem na Junkerse siedzi. "Co robisz, durna szmato???" - zagaduje nasz podoficer. "obiad ci podgrzewam", odpowiada markietanka. "a co na obiad?", pyta ułan? "pieróg ze serem".
LmFao!!! No kurwa kisnę!!! xD |
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| Wysłany: Pią 9:55, 29 Sty 2021 Temat postu: |
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| Móżyn złowił złotą rybkę i za jej uwolnienie chciał być biały i mieć dużo dup. Rybka zamieniła go w sedes |
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| Wysłany: Pią 9:44, 29 Sty 2021 Temat postu: Znacie jakieś kawały? Podzielcie się! |
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Na przykład: Przychodzi ksiądzdo burdelu i mówi: szczęść Boże! Jest Lona? A burdel mama na to: pojebało cię gościu? Lona już dawno na emeryturze! Hahaha, dobre nie? |
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