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| Wysłany: Nie 8:52, 29 Gru 2024 Temat postu: Traktat o tępocie odchodów wyborczych Chujnii 13 Grudnia. |
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Nastały straszne czasy, masło podrożało. "PiSowscy spekulanci wykupili masło  " grzmiał Gauleiter. "Ale my was uratujemy  " dokończył. "Michał! Wypad w podskokach szukać masła, bo fhurii dostanę" 
Po dwóch dniach Michał melduje "Mein Fuhrer! Masło jest. Całe 10000 ton. Wrogowie praworządności (tak jak my ją rozumiemy) pokonani."
Odchody wyborcze Chujnii 13 Grudnia nieomal wytarły językami ekrany swoich telewizorów, tak łapczywie wylizywały wykraplający się na ekranach nektar nadziei z ust Gauleitera 
10000 t = 10000000 kg, kostka masła 250 g = 0.25 kg, wychodzi 40 milionów kostek masła, w przybliżeniu jedna na ryj obywatela CNU (wykztałceni wiedzą, co oznacza ten skrót) |
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