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PostWysłany: Pią 13:23, 24 Gru 2021    Temat postu: Dostałem prezent

Odpakowałem karton i wyjąłem z niebo żabę. W drugiej paczce były zdechłe śledzie. W trzeciej był czarny dres hooligans i kij bejsbolowy z wełny. No wiec ubrałem ten dres i czapkę z daszkiem. Dresy śmierdziały mi w kroczu. Miałem dziurawe skarpetki. W czwartej paczce były mole. Odpakowalem tez słoiki z czekoladami. Dostałem paczkę cukierków i dużo czekolad. Niestety okazało się , ze czekolady były po terminie tak samo cukierki . W cukierkach były robaki a czekolada spleśniała. Miała taki stary smak…Okazało się , ze czekolada była do 12.03.2009 roku. Potem przyszedł dziadek z miotłą i zaczął mnie tuczyć. Wkładał mi do buzi na sile czekolady i różne ciasta. W notesie zapisywał ile zjadłem i ile wyszło kcal. Odnotował spalone kalorie w słońcu. Musze je nadrobić w jaskini. Rajstopy pijaka. Dziadek tuczy mnie już 8 lat. Przyniósł dzisiaj reklamówki drożdżówek i rogali świętomarcińskich. Kazał mi wypić kompot z masła. Wręczył mi w prezencie paczkę rajstop do prac społecznych i czarną suknie do zamiatania ulic Watykanu. W ostatniej paczce były szerszenie. Jak je otworzyłem to one wyleciały i fruwały po całej chacie. Pozadlily dziadka , który trzymał czekoladę oreo i kazał mi ja zjeść. Dziadek stał w sukience. Dziadek ugotował mysz. Dziadek kupił w biedronce 60 czekolad i stara bombonierkę, w której było słońce
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